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| Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:13 pm dd |
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A man was driving down the road one night when he was stopped at a police check-point. The officer says,"we are checking for drunk drivers would you mind blowing into this machine for me". The driver reaches into his pocket and hands the cop a doctors-note. The cop reads, 'This man suffers from asthma, please do not make his do anything that would affect his breathing'.
So the cop asks him to accompany him to the station for a blood sample. Again the driver reaches into his pocket and hands the cop a note. This note reads, "This man is a haemophiliac, please do not do anything that would cause him to bleed'.
So the cop says, "I suppose it will have to be a urine sample then!". Again the driver reaches into his pocket and produces yet another note. The third note reads, 'This man plays football for Sunderland, please don't take the p*ss out of him' |
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