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| Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:55 pm talkin centipede |
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| bloke see an ad in a pet shop window.''talking centipede £500''. he buys it takes it home in a box.after a while,he opens the box and asks if it would like to go for a pint.the centipede doesnt answer,raising his voice he repeats the question still no reply,getting angry thinking hes been done shouts''do you fancy a drink!''at which the centipede sticks his head out the box and says:''ok i heard you the first bloody time.i was putting my shoes on!!'' |
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